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With the recent MD’s directive this is a true story that happened at one of our branches on the mainland.
The following conversation took place between an Americana bobo and some staff of this branch.
The Americana just came from America and is interested in depositing some amount of money in the bank. He approached the branch and immediately was welcomed by the security officer
Security: Good day sir
Americana: Good day nigga, I wanna see your fucking manager
Security: I beg your pardon, the word ‘f…k’ is not allowed in this bank, this is a corporate environment
At this junction, the BSM came into the scene
BSM: What is going on here?
Americana: Good day nigga, I wanna see your fucking manager
The BSM repeated what the security personnel said; we are in a corporate environment and the 4 letter word is not encouraged:
At this junction, the BDM just coming from an unsuccessful marketing call entered the office
BDM: What on earth is going on here?
Americana: I said I wanted to see the fucking manager and these niggas are preventing me;
BM: Sir, this is a corporate environment and we would appreciate it if you are less vulgar
Americana: OK, I only wanted to deposit a fucking N200 million
On hearing this, the BDM shouted Ha! Olodumare “I am the fucking BDM, this is the fucking BSM and the other nigga over there is the fucking Security personnel, all of us are here to provide fucking service!